Once upon a time,there was a child ready to be born. So one day he asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God replied, "Among the many angels, I chose one for you. She will be waiting for you and will take care of you."
The teacher was giving her class a lecture on m ottoes,and remarked that she wished the class to memorize the motto,＂It is better to give than to receive.＂A small boy cried out,＂Yes,Miss,my father say she has always used that as his motto in business.＂＂Oh,how noble of him!What is his business？＂
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR 1 manager interviewed him and then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed," he said, "Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as the date when you may start." The man replied, "But I don’t have a computer, neither an e-mail."
